I am a twin. Identical, even. So I thought I should have a little fun with it. I've been making these Twinfessions on my twitter account, but decided to collect them here for you all to enjoy. Let's see how long I can keep these going.
Twinfession #1: Sometimes when I don't want to talk to someone, I tell them I have a twin. It's not technically lying.
Twinfession #2: Sometimes I wake up at 3am and punch myself in the face, just to keep my brother in Atlanta on his toes.
Twinfession #3: In 4th grade my brother and I switched places and never switched back. No one has noticed.
Twinfession #4: Since we have the same genes, my kids refer to their uncle as "Daddy 2". His can call me "Cool dad."
Twinfession #5: I don't know. What's it like NOT being a twin?
Twinfession #6: Once my brother was sick for Halloween . I just went up to every door twice and told them I was him.
Twinfession #7: My older brother is like a canary in a mine; if he ever gets a random pain,